Your slippery masseuse is still off duty… but recovering beautifully.
I’m Your Favourite Nuru Massage Therapist… Yes, But Not Until the 3rd of December
Gents, allow me to say this once more, clearly and lovingly. As stated on my schedule page, I am taking time off until the 3rd of December to recover from my recent tonsillectomy. I have already explained why I needed this break, not because I owe anyone a medical report, but because I like being open with you. And to be fair, most of you have respected it. You understood that dates are not possible until after the third, and that Nuru Massage is completely off the menu until December.
But let me emphasise it again. The Japanese body-to-body massage is absolutely impossible until December. Recovery means stepping back entirely. I am not replying to emails, I am not answering texts (I never arrange dates via text anyway), and I am not taking calls — not even from those wanting to book for later.
If you are looking for a lovely Nuru Massage in the meantime, feel free to browse the available therapists here, there are some wonderful ladies offering sessions while I rest.
When a courtesan takes real time off, she means it. The only exception I allow myself is this little blog, because writing here is my guilty pleasure, my playful escape. If you would like to arrange something after the 3rd of December, please reach out from the third onward. I will reply then with pleasure, whether you want a sensual body rub or something more indulgent.
The alternative would be me replying to your emails with a photograph of my throat three days after surgery. Trust me, nobody deserves that. On a brighter note, I had my first triple espresso this morning — the first since the thirty-first of August — and I cannot remember anything tasting so divine. One more step back toward normality.
I had assumed stepping away from companionship and Nuru Massage would feel difficult. I expected boredom, restlessness, too much empty time. Instead, this break has been unexpectedly positive. I discovered who my real friends are, and every one of them showed up for me without hesitation even from oversea…. That kind of loyalty is priceless.
I have also been catching up on things I postponed for more than a year because my schedule is always so full. Once the small tasks are finished, I cannot wait to join a chess club and finally buy a keyboard so I can learn to play the piano. There is so much to enjoy during recovery, and stepping away from the courtesan world is doing me good. I have a feeling I will appreciate everything even more when I return after such a long pause.
If you were worried about me, I hope this little update reassures you. I am healing well, resting properly, and feeling grateful. Your good wishes mean more than any message or call. Positive energy always finds its way through.
Your slippery masseuse is still off duty… but recovering beautifully.
by your favourite Nuru massage therapis Yuumi
